Superhero Dog!

If My Pet Had a Super Power...

My dog is a King Charles Coca Spaniel,

her name is Ruby which is cool because my name is Diamond we make a great team! The only problem is... She's really, really dumb! Ruby can't do anything - When I tried to teach her to fetch she caught the ball, but didn't give it back! When I tried to teach her to Jump, she jumped alright all over me I got thousands of scratches! When I tried to make her chew a shoe (like a real dog) She just looked at me like I was crazy! - That was it, I was sick of my parents saying "She'll learn, she just needs time." I decided to take matters in to my own hands. That very night I looked upon my windowsill just waiting... It was finally there! (Late that night) As I slept I dreamt of finally at long last being able to train Ruby, it would be a miracle or should I say a wish come true! I woke with my alarm almost falling off my bedside table, "No!" I had my eyes closed, afraid to look! I heard little baby footsteps patting on the ground and then I saw it, my alarm stopped ringing and was put back on the side - by Ruby! I was sitting there in shock my mouth wide open, that was when mum & dad came to tel that, "Its time get up and get ready for school Diamond." I was so exited I was not going to get ready yet, I grabbed my Book 'How To Train Dogs' I went to the page 'Roll Over' and got started! "Ruby, Roll Over!" I said, I waited and waited and waited! I tried again "Roll Over!" Ruby looked at me and then walked out the room, of course I followed her. Ruby walked all the way over to the sink in the kitchen (Your not going to believe what she did next!) Ruby filled the sink with water and did the dishes! I screamed! Of course mum & dad came running, "Diamond whats wrong, school started two hours ago!" I pointed to Ruby, but when I turned around the sink was empty and Ruby was liking her butt on the floor. Mum & dad stared at me, "I swear Ruby was washing the dishes!" That was when mum & dad sent me to school, 6 hours later...
"Alright dog! Why don't you act like a real dog like I wished for!?" Ruby cocked her head side ways then spoke in a very British language, he said - "Chereo I'm off to drink from the what you call a potty." I froze, this is what happened the next day... "Wow this dog is amazing! He's done the dishes, the laundry, the dinner whats next!" Mum was dancing in the kitchen not even worrying about how this is so not normal!
1 year later - "BURP!" Dad just sits around the house doing nothing, and mum doesn't even go to work! But I can't complain its kinda nice watching Ruby do something useful nowadays!